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Black Swöle Sun Blackout Whey Protein with Moon Dust

Avert your eyes. Once in a generation, something so powerful comes along you can’t even look directly at it lest your retinas melt in your eye sockets. Enter Black Swöle Sun, a protein powder so powerful, we had to steal lunar dust from Johnson Space Center just to make it work.

With 400 grams of moondust protein, it’s so potent you may black out periodically. Fret not, young Stardust, the darkness will not last forever - after the protein eclipse the light will return and the gainz will resume.

What you just saw wasn’t real. But this discount code IS real. Go use code JKLOL20 to get 20% off any of our products.

Seriously, the discount is not a joke. It’s a real discount code.

Brooks decided the discount code should be JKLOL20 and I’m like, “isn’t that going to confuse people? They might think the discount is another april fool’s joke” and he was like, “Good point, just write something super wordy that promises people it’s a real discount code.”

...and now you’re here reading this.

Anyways, please use the discount code. Happy April Fool’s!

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